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陈放兴奋的将田方规的牛仔外套理了理并不存在的褶皱:“No, I want to stay at max's tonight.(不用,我晚上想在麦克斯家住。)”
田方规点头应道:“ok, I'll pick you up at your friend's house tomorrow. Get up early and don't forget to have breakfast. Send me your location when you get back.(好,那明天我去你朋友家接你,早点起,别忘了吃早餐,回去后把定位发给我。)”
陈放不耐烦的将田方规推到来接应的男人旁边:“oh, I see. You should go home and I will bring you your favorite carrots when you e back.(哎呦,我知道了,你快回去吧,回来的时候我会给你带你最爱吃的胡萝卜的。)”
又怕田方规絮絮叨叨说一大堆,就牵着麦克斯,一边跑一边说道:“Goodbye, officer Rabbit.(再见,兔子警官。)”
麦克斯嫌弃的咧咧咧嘴“oh, my God. You called her officer Rabbit? Incest?!(我的天,你居然叫她兔子警官?乱伦吗?!)”
陈放无语翻了个白眼“max, he's just a friend of mine.(麦克斯,他只是我的朋友。)”
麦克斯一脸不信的表情:“don't lie to me. he cares about you. Isn't he your father? don't worry, I'm not gonna tell anyone about your little secret with your dad, and I think your dad's in his fucking early 20s.oh, my God. he's not your little daddy, is he? he's handsome, he's so good at taking care of people, he's got a good eye.(你别骗我,他那么关心你,他不是你爸爸吗?放心,我不会告诉别人的你和你爸爸之间的小秘密,我觉得你爸爸保养的真他妈好看着也就顶多20岁出头吧。我的天,他不会是你小爸爸吧?长的又帅,又那么会照顾人,眼光不错。)”
陈放一脸看变态的表情,撒开麦克斯的手边跑边说:“oh, my God. I'm gonna go find officer Judy and have you arrested and strung up with mr. otter.(我的天,我要去找朱迪警官把你抓起来和水獭先生挂在一起检票。)”
麦克斯哀嚎的“No! please, don't lock me in with him, you might as well just shoot me.(不!算老娘求你了,别把我跟他关在一起,还不如一枪直接杀了我。)”
麦克斯见陈放丝毫没有停下来的意思,就看着陈放的露背卫衣,后面的整个后背,可以看到蝴蝶骨到裤腰带的位置,直接剪了个大洞。
麦克斯坏笑的去了一声流氓哨“chen Fang, I swear, I will never tell anyone, you are wearing a black bra today, pure black yo!(陈放,我发誓,我绝对不会告诉别人,你今天穿了黑色的胸罩,纯黑的哟!)”
陈放顶了下牙槽“max, you're so dead, I'm gonna eat all those bear claws, and I'm not gonna leave you any crumbs!(麦克斯,你死定了,老娘要把所有的熊爪爪面包全都吃掉,连个渣也不会给你留!)”
麦克斯哀嚎的的喊道:“No, you can't do this to me. why don't you let thanos wipe me out with a snap of his fingers? there are at least 1.4 billion people to die with and a few tables of mah-jongg when you're bored.(别,你不能这样对我,你要不还是让灭霸一个响指把我消灭掉吧,至少还有14亿人陪葬呢,无聊的时候还可以凑几桌麻将。)”
陈放转身向反方向走去:“I quit. Go home. I quit. Go home.(老娘不干了,回家。)”
金寒煜和边也在机场的一个休息站的地方,看着两个女人毫无形象的在机场里大嚷大叫。
边也有意思的笑了笑,觉得陈放此刻就像是一只被夺走了骨头,气呼呼要回家告状的小狗。
麦克斯也不理睬,只是夸张的看了眼手表:“damn it, is it 6:30? Jurassic 3 is about to start, too bad, I bought two tickets, forget it, let's find someone else, after all, someone's going home!(该死,六点半了吗?侏罗世纪3快开始了,可惜了,我买了两张票,算了,还是找别人吧,毕竟某人要回家了呢)!”
陈放听到后,脸上一副笑嘻嘻的样子,不留痕迹的边跳边大弧度的拐了个弯,搂上麦克斯的胳膊:“didn't you buy a movie ticket? Go to the movies.(你不是买了电影票吗?看电影去。)”
“hey, lady, aren't you going home?(哎,女士,你不是要回家吗?)”
“After watching the movie is not too late, after all, the movie ticket is so difficult to grab, also can't waste, I just don't want to waste, rush to save.(看完电影也不迟,毕竟电影票那么难抢,也不能浪费,老娘只是不会想浪费,奔着节约去的。)”
边也看着陈放蹦蹦跳跳搂着女人耍赖撒娇的样子笑着:“真有意思。”
说完又低头看了一下自己的衣服也惊讶的说到“看,我俩穿的兄妹装。”
两个女人从一旁的便利店里买了熊爪面包,陈放咬了一口,兴奋地睁大了眼睛,接着又咬了一大口,满足的晃了晃脑袋。
边也看着金寒煜勾起的嘴角,就问道:“怎么,认识啊?”
金寒煜否定定道:“不认识。”
说完又打量了一下边也:“你是不是有个妹妹?我感觉这货跟你吃东西的时候还挺像的,长的也有点像,活脱脱的一只萨摩耶。”
金寒煜看了一眼认同的点了下头:“也许你们两个真是失散多年的兄妹呢。”说完就走了
边也没说话,只是扶了下头上的针织帽笑了一下,认真的打量着陈放若有所思的点了下头:“别说还真挺像的。”
见没人回应,一回头就金寒煜一声不吭的走掉了,就赶快追了过去,刚张开嘴,意识到这是公共场所就习惯性的绷住了嘴,把脏话硬生生的憋了回去,实在憋不住了,嘴里就像开了闸的水龙头一样,一顿输出:“唉,臭小子不懂得尊老是不是,我大老远跑过来接你,一句谢谢都不说一声不吭就走了,你好意思吗?爱臭小子,给我站住,你知不知道你这样很容易挨打?………”
金寒煜不耐烦的加快了脚步,不(;`o′)o满了小声说道:“还是和以前一样,一点也没变。”